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The big bang theory


“Sheldon’s mother:Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
Sheldon:Evolution isn't an opinion, it's fact.
Mother:And that is your opinion.”

“Penny:You know what, I give up.He's impossible.
Seldon:I can't be impossible. I exist.I believe what you meant to say is,"I give up, he's improbable."”

With great power, comes a great responsibility

-Why are you crying?
-Because I'm stupid!
-That's no reason to cry.One cries because one is sad.
For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad.

-Your "check engine" light is on.
-Yeah, I gotta put a sticker over that.

If a little is good,The more is better

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